Signed Copy Disclaimer:

This book has been personally signed, meaning it now contains at least 73% more personality and 100% more questionable handwriting.

Yes, that is a real signature. No, I will not confirm what it says. Interpret it as you wish—it adds to the mystery.

Owning this signed copy may result in:

• Mild bragging rights

• Sudden urges to show people random pages

• The feeling that you and the author are now basically best friends

If found in the wild, please return to its rightful owner… or at least appreciate the signature before running off with it.

Enjoy your slightly more special, mildly chaotic, definitely authentic signed copy.